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Alert! Video games suck because they let you do things you aren’t ambiguous enough to do in real life. Like smash a midget with a large axe or steal a car while high on PCP. Nothing can give you that thrill other than your will to follow through with your monkey raping thoughts that sit in the back of your brain.

And no just smoke that shit man!

I got HDTV access in my bedroom. It feels like I injected my veins with junky society and pop culture. I’m loving every bit of it. I pass out on my bed with PBS Detroit running educational shit through my brain. And finally I can look through the follicles of all the late night greats.

Anyways, when the fuck is GTA IV coming out? I got all this bullshit in preparation of being able to virtually be a person who has the balls to do what I dream of.

I’m watching Oprah’s big give. Oprah’s like a reverse Hitler. I hope she takes over the US. Why can’t Oprah be the first black/female President of the United States of Amerikkka?

Help us, lord.